They're inconvenient, inefficient, dangerous, evil, and worst of all, awkward.
Therefore I hate them.

3rd September 2009

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Most importantly, revolving doors are simply awkward. Have you ever been having a conversation with someone and approached a revolving door only to have the conversation stop while you each spin around? I find that it seems like an un-written rule that you don’t share a compartment with someone, even if it’s really big. It’s better to be safe rather than risk awkwardly tripping over one another. It’s also awkward when revolving doors are locked without warning. Many buildings lock revolving doors after a certain hour, which could easily be mistaken as open. I personally have been a victim of this type of situation. It’s when you’re caught awkwardly pushing the door, looking confused, and eventually walking away, searching to see if anyone saw. It’s only amusing to the security guards who laugh at you.

What the hell?!

You see, hinged doors don’t smash and shatter a large pane of glass and then collapse a large beam on top of you.